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GOVERNMENT VS THE PEOPLE - "When injustice becomes law, rebellion becomes duty." - Thomas Jefferson




SHOVEL READY - Jobs, Investments, Homes, Retirements, and Your Children's Future. BURIED BY OBAMA




SHOVEL-READY JOBS - He wasn't kidding! It will take years to rebuild our country and our retirement funds.




OBAMASPAM - Politifake's got your Obamaspam and plenty of it! Lighten up already!


TAGS: lighten up already
Rating: 5/5

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jaxx - September 23, 2012, 10:13 pm
Scared?...LOL...You shoul be


NAPOLITANOS - Which one just used your tax money to purchase 1.6 billion rounds of ammo for homeland security?




BARACK OBAMA CREATES SHOVEL READY JOBS -




IMMUTABLE TRUTH - Meet the new jobs plan, same as the old jobs plan. How many more times will he have to 're-explain it', claiming we just don't understand it?




EXPORTING JOBS TO CHINA- ROMNEY DIDN'T DO THAT -


TAGS: shovel ready sent to china
Rating: 4.27/5

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foxrecon19d - September 23, 2012, 4:58 pm
Shovel Ready jobs was a project headed by Barack Obama himself. The promise of Shovel Ready jobs got Barack Obama elected. After the election, Obama joked that Shovel Ready went to China. The poster talks about Obama's project, not small business
terroraustralis - September 23, 2012, 3:56 pm
if the president had control of them, and it was his decision, WE WOULD BE LIVING IN A COMMUNIST NATION. think about that for a second.
terroraustralis - September 23, 2012, 3:56 pm
I SUPPORT YOUR a**UMPTION THAT THE PRESIDENT HAS ABSOLUTE CONTROL OVER WHAT COMPANIES DO. I SUPPORT YOUR DECISION THAT THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD CONTROL THEM. COMMUNISM FOR LIFE!. you do realise that COMPANIES decide to take jobs overseas, right?
GrouchoMarxist - September 10, 2012, 10:39 pm
And give a pass to GM and GE on taxes?
JGalt - September 10, 2012, 10:03 pm
then why did he let GM create all those plants and jobs in China- Obamunism isn't working!


SHOVEL READY - Another meaningless phrase like HOPE and CHANGE.




RECLINER SALE - Home Depot is having a huge sale on combo recliner-wheelbarrows, which should come in very handy as you wait outside Home Deopt for one of those "Obama Shovel-Ready" jobs to come along.




GETTING READY FOR 2012 - Barack gets ready to campaign for 2012, with a new shade of lipstick. Bring on Sarah Palin!




Stupid liberals -


TAGS: legal immigration laws already exists
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - June 30, 2013, 11:55 pm
I was being facetious about the red meat since a recent study showed liberals who don't... oh never mind, you guys don't understand sarcasm either
Renza - June 27, 2013, 8:16 am
Clearly we're now a scientologist nation, some guy wrote it on the internet a few words go, so it must be true.
Curlyrocks - June 26, 2013, 9:54 pm
Umm well do deer and moose count as red meat, or is it that they lacked guns and a religious zealousness? And President John Tyler said the US was not a Christian nation in 1843. 40171
OTC - June 26, 2013, 9:49 pm
Sounds like the natives didn't have enough red meat in their diet, but aren't you glad obama said this is no longer a Christian nation, we should see an end to violence now.
Renza - June 26, 2013, 6:02 pm
Good ol religion, it really brings out the sadistic genocidal maniac in people.
Curlyrocks - June 26, 2013, 5:42 pm
I think on Thanksgiving the natives gave a bunch of food to the pilgrims who then proceeded to act like monsters and yes TERRORIZE the Native population. And it was the pilgrims belief in Christianity that gave them the idea they where superior to them.
OTC - June 26, 2013, 4:38 pm
So now the Pilgrims were terrorist? Didn't they invite the indians to feast at something we call today as Thanksgiving? I guess there were no tribes attacking other tribes before whitey came here either. All that bad behavior from the gun & God clingers
Renza - June 26, 2013, 1:09 pm
only if there was already an indigenous population, otherwise they were settlers. and I believe the laws broken are most commonly referred to today as genocide and biological warfare.
OTC - June 26, 2013, 12:25 pm
So which immigration laws were in place that the Pilgrims violated? Didn't 'native' Americans migrate across the frozen Bering Strait making them immigrants as well?
Curlyrocks - June 25, 2013, 11:10 pm
And before any one else mentions it I'll point out the Native American debate can go either way, yes it's hypocritical to tell immigrants to go back where they came from and deny them the privileges our ancestors had. But man did Indians get fu*ked over.
Curlyrocks - June 25, 2013, 11:07 pm
Oh is it, I don't remember the people of the Mayflower applying for any immigration status. I think they showed up and acted like a$$holes.


Not Ready -




IF BUSH DUG THE HOLE... - Why are you holding the shovel???????


TAGS: shovel ready
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 15, 2012, 11:41 am
He's cutting the deficit in half...but first he must blame youtube.


FORGOT ABOUT SHOVEL READY JOBS, DIDN'T YOU? -


TAGS: shovel ready jobs
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - April 13, 2014, 9:47 am

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fauxnews - April 12, 2014, 8:39 pm
Still crying Vik over being banned? Get used to it. You ain't coming back. X-D


JOB CREATION - Are these the shovel-ready jobs Barry was talking about?




SHOVEL READY JOBS??? - America Believed Obama 4 years ago. Why should they believe him now??? Fool us once, shame on you, fool us twice, shame on America!




CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS - is tired of the Weiner jokes.




BORIS JOHNSON - not ready




OBAMA STIMULI - If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it. - WC FIELDS




PANTS ON FIRE -




Democrats in power -




SHOVEL READY -




THE BIN LADEN SHOW - is over. Let's get back to more important things like fixing our state of finance and the economy!!!




BUMPS IN THE ROAD - Must be those shovel-ready jobs that the president built!




SOCIALISM - Ready for hell?


TAGS: ready
Rating: 4.5/5

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DEMOCRATS - Not only do they consistently shoot themselves in the foot, but they also makes us hungry with their stupid names.




ROSE-COLORED GLASSES - When you take them off- you wake up and see that the rhetoric does not match the record!




YES - we are!


TAGS: we sick already
Rating: 4.09/5

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OlderThanDirt - January 21, 2013, 9:32 am
Like having the four year flu....with no cure.


OBAMARANG -




CHANGE - And only a day after the elections




CARD CARRYING LIBERAL - Believe it or not, most of us can tell already that most liberals are certifiable without having to show their credentials!




IMMIGRATION REFORM - Just getting ready for the cameras for a speech about immigration reform..




BIPARTISAN UNITY - Obama has finally achieved party unity between Democrats and Republicans! Both parties are now telling him to shove it!




BOMBING POLITIFAKE - 99% are missing the target unless you want people to hate the GOP




remember this failed promise -




You Know What They Say About Hillary... -




ready -




Not So Ready For Hillary -




Pathetic Presstitute -




Evitable Clinton -




Shep Gettin' Real Serious -




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